- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

get in the car.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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