- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

My parents have an open marriage.

How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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