- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

British Dentistry

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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The Holocaust

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

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