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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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