A man walks into a bar Ouch

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

Yo momma so fat you have aids

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

Catholicism.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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