- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

Catholicism.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

all hail based mark

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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