Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

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Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

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Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

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There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

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So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

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How do I get to Carnegie Hall? The address is 881 Seventh Avenue at 57th street in New York. it's beside the Russian Tea Room and almost directly across from the IESE school of business. The Russian Tea Room has a large bright red awning out front and a large carving of three dancing bears on the face of the building, the bears are covered in gold leaf. You can't miss it.

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If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

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Anti Joke

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