How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

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What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

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Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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Women's Rights.

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

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What time is it? 20:45.

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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Why did the squirrel fall out the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out the tree? It was stapled to the first squirrel Why did the the third squirrel fall out the tree? Peer pressure Why did the fourth squirrel fall out the tree? It thought it was a game Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a squirrel Why did the postman die? He got hit in the head by four squirrels and a tree

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What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

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A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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