What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

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Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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kieran scott has a huge back

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Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

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pauls tuck

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

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Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

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A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

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Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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