- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jerry.

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

mental kid

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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