- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

Get off my porch.

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

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