Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

Caca.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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