- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

Rebecca Black.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

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