- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

That's what SHE said!

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

Cancer.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

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