Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

homosexuals are gay

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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