Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

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What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

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Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

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A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Who. Who who? "My name ism't really who, it's Thomas. I thought it'd be funny if I made you say who who, as though imitating an owl. However, I understand that childish jokes like that are not funny and if anything stupid and immature. I am sorry for wasting your time. I will go continue my solitary life alone in a crappy tenement... Damn government. They have money to fight wars against foreign countries and yet no money goes to feeding the poor. Do you think life of easy for me loving like this?! I'm such a lost cause not even my own parents want to see me! And I'll be damned if they're still alive. A dad who beat me and got drunk even night, and a mom with breast cancer"(Thomas, overwhelmed, proceeds to have a mental breakdown). The man at the door comes out to comfort him. "It's alright man. i'll help you out." He let's Jeffrey stay with him for the next four months. They both get raped by a T-Rex.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

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Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

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Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

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Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

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What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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eden stop

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How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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