Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

Female rights.

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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