- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

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