How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

NEVER

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

Horse with a chair on his head.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender can you throw me a beer and the bartender says yes and he throws him the beer and the man says I can't catch I have the smallest hands in the world and the bartender says go across the street there is a guineas book of world record store an check if you h e the smallest hands and he does so the next day he goes back and asks for another beer and the bartender throws him a beer and say I cant catch cause I have the smallest feet in the world and he goes across the street and checks and he does and then the third day he goes back to the bar and asks for a beer and the bartendor throws him another beer and says I can't catch I have the smallest penis in the world so he goes to the guiness book o world record store and then goes bac to the bar and asks..... Who's austin bell?????

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

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