- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

i have read and agree to the terms of service

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

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