Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

The NBA and womens sports

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

The MLS

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

women's rights.

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

guess what what that wasnt it

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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