mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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Abortion

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An overzealous adventurer takes a trip to the Congo in Central Africa. While exploring the dense jungles, he accidentally drinks water that is contaminated with a very rare virus. He lives through the pain of the virus for many years. About 10 years after his trip to Africa, researchers discover a cure for the adventurer's virus. He goes to the clinic to get his shot to kill the virus. Exhilarated, the now cured adventurer runs out of the clinic but fails to look both ways while crossing the street and gets hit by and ambulance and dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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