How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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Do your parents know you're gay?

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

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Hey, Max!!

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wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Guess what? Bananas

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Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

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Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it's goal was to get to the other side however unfortunately a giant gorilla picked up a car; threw it at a nearby building causing it to collapse; setting off a massive explosion causing all of the buildings on that side of the street to collapse. As the whole other side of the street was covered in rubble making it impossible for the chicken to get to the other side, so the chicken decided to turn around and go home.

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No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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