- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

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