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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

i keep getting thumbs down...

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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