Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

the holocaust

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

Who is big and stupid My brother

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

Anti Joke

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