An Artic Storm.

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

Hey! Where is my tracker?

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

what is a chicken answer: chicken

Catholicism.

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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