If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

Hey! Where is my tracker?

What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

what is a chicken answer: chicken

Catholicism.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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