- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Koalas mum is a slut

Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

Chuck Norris.

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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