Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

A homeless man begged and begged for a dollar to buy something. A man finally gave him his dollar. What did the hobo buy? Nothing he walked into 711 and then got shot.

What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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