What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

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Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

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What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

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im at school

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

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Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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