- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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