- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

Why was the man sad? His wife left

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

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