Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

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Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

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How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

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A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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