- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

Women's rights.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

You see how lame this is?

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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