- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What's green and blue? yellow

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

Because she has down's syndrome

What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Keanu Reaves

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

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