- Anti Joke

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

God. God.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

angelosnyder is not gay

Where's the dick??? east

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Womens Rights

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

ur mum

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