How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

John Cena for president

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

a seal walks into a club.

Do you love me? No.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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