Justin Beiber's Talent.

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You see how lame this is?

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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what did meredith and nick have in common an i

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

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There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

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how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

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There's 2 guys in a Y shaped road. One road leads to a cliff with deadly alligators below the river. The other road leads to the village. You can ask both of the guys one question to which leads to the village. However, one guy always tells the truth and the other guy always tells a lie. How do you get to the village? GPS

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What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

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koj yog ib tug tsoob qaib eater, uas nyiam mus rau Peer li qub poj niam qhov chaw mos raws li ib tug nyiam ua! (Google Translate may help)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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