- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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