What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Well, there's one way...

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

Rick Santorum 2012

Whats worse than a joke? This

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

Yanter, Look it up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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