- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

Women's rights

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

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