- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Womens Rights

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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I think everybody ought to have a penis.

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