- Anti Joke

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

penis haha

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Woman's Rights

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

Women's Rights Movement

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

Diarrhea

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

penis haha

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Woman's Rights

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

Women's Rights Movement

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

Diarrhea

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...