Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

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Instead of throwing out his garbage, a young boy decided to play a prank on some passersby and left a banana peel on the sidewalk. moments later an elderly woman walked past and slipped on the banana, falling backwards and smashing her head. The young man watched from the bushes as paramedics shook their heads and placed a now lifeless body in a body bag and took it away. The young boy, startled and shocked at what he just saw, tried to run away, but slipped on his own banana peel, falling backwards onto the pavement. The young boy was lucky and survived, but later had to go to therapy for many years to come, the thought of his prank gone wrong torturing him until he took his own life. What is the moral of the story? Do not litter, ALWAYS throw out your garbage.

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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charlie sheen

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

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An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

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The Pittsburgh Pirates

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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