- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

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