Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

whats chinese noodles

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

I killed someone on minecraft.

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Moral

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

yes i can connor, this is brett.

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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