What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

long in the tooth!

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

When life throws you lemons, duck.

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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