- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

a jew walks out of a furnace

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

Me Neither.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

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