You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

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What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

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Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) *sniff* MAN YOU SMELL BAD

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

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1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

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A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

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Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

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What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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