Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

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What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

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Hhahahahahhahhahahahahhaahhayournanisdeadhahhahahahahahahah

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why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

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So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

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What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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