A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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