Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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