- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

What happens when lady gaga and chris brown jump into the pool at the same exact time. They get wet

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

yes i can connor, this is brett.

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

women's rights

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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