Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

whats chinese noodles

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

I killed someone on minecraft.

I like your hair

I am a women

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

A man... walks.

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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