- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

your life

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

knock knock who's there? hope

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

I'm Batman.

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

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