Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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What is full of water and drowning people A pool

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Muslim athletes.

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Womans baksetball...

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How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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