Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

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How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

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Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

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Wright flyer

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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