- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

I'm sn otter

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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