- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

... Chan chan

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the narcoleptic patient? It wasn't. The patients were treated because of moral obligations, but the doctors that laughed were either fired or warned, depending on if they had previous reports of exploitation of patients.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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