What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

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How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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knock knock who's there? hope

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What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

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... Chan chan

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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