david weres the slug gone

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A duck walks into a bar. The large African American male at table three punches the smaller Asian man at the bar because of a long standing and unfulfilled monetary debt. The Asian man procedes to pull out a concealed knife and repeatedly stab his assailant until he is dead. The duck orders several rounds of whiskey due to the fact that it has recently been fired from its job. Later that night, it took its own life.

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What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

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what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

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Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

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What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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womans rights...

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Hey, Max!!

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Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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69

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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whats chinese noodles

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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