What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

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The Game.

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What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

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why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

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a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

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What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

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A man visits his doctor for an annual checkup. "Doc, I feel great! I'm running 5 miles a day, I just got promoted at work, and sex with my wife has never been better!" A few weeks later, his doctor calls him in. When he arrives, the doctor looks at him grimly. "I have some bad news. You have lung cancer." "But how? I don't smoke. My wife doesn't smoke. I have never felt better." The doctor pats him on the back, reassuringly. "This may be true, but you still have lung cancer."

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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http://i.imgur.com/BJsbT.jpg

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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I'm Batman.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

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what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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