Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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