How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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A man walks into a music store and hears dubstep playing in the background and he says, "Ugh! I hate dubstep!" Suddenly the clerk gets extremely offended and says, "Haters gonna be gay!" The man chuckles at the clerk's remark and shakes his head. "No no no silly," He said. "Haters gonna not be deaf." He says shaking his head as he walks out. The clerk tries to elaborate on what the man meant, but he realizes he cannot hear his thoughts.

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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Poop

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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