- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

anal seepage

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

Jews

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

Penis

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