- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

Jews

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

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