- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

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