- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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