y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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Q: what's the difference between a young, geeky kid living in Wisconsin's basketball and Yao Ming's basketball? A: young, geeky kids cannot live in Wisconsin's basketball. Wisconsin is a state, and states cannot own objects because they aren't sentient beings. And Yao Ming's basketball... is just a regular basketball that happens to be owned by Yao Ming.

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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