The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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hi joshua

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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split your ass cheek

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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