What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

to get to the other side.

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

Row, row, row your... Canoe.

A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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