Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

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If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

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A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

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A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

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What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

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Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

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How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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