What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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homosexuals are gay

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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woman..parallel parking

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What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

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Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

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Women

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An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

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What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

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Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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