A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

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A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

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So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

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How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

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What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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vaginas are pretty!!!!

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A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

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carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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